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invisiblizzard:

metocoymedisgusto:

Escenaca.

April fools history

One day you’ll wish for death. You’ll hate your heartbeat, your rotten breath, that rattle sound within your chest. You’ll wish for death you’ll wish for rest.
One day you’ll long for peace, to lay your mind and soul at ease, to give your anxiety and fears release, to torch your twitches and pet peeves till nothing’s left. Yes one day you will wish for death.
One day you’ll wish your sagging skin to rot from your aching bones, you’ll wish your ugliness and age to leave you alone, to give your shell back to earth to become fertilizer and maggot nest. Yes one day you’ll wish, you’ll beg for death.
One day you’ll wish to never see my face again, to never let me burden you or cause you pain. One day you’ll wish to drift from me and life as though adrift in a river. Yes one day you’ll wish for death and one day I’ll deliver.

I don’t make movies for critics, I make movies for [stupid] people

In a recent interview Andrew Garfield expressed a freedom in playing spider man void of scrutiny with the phrase ‘screw the critics.’
While not the most relevant context of this attitude it’s a phrase that I find to be very low in the filmmaking. It’s a phrase spat by people like Michael Bay who seem to think it a more grass roots humanity oriented view of film making and they usually hope to give this impression to the general public. What do they have to gain by conveying this attitude? Simple, to half ass a movie.
You see series like twilight have a prebuilt fan base of people who are going to raid that box office regardless of how bad the movie is. This is where the it’s up to the fan to demand a better movie. Not a single twilight movie has a positive score on rotten tomatoes and yet they were all box office hits. Why? Because the filmmaker a could. Because they made films for people not critics.
The makers of the twilight movies took advantage of the eager fans the same way any filmmaker carrying on a pre-sold series installment can. When you make four movies there’s time to correct for a mistake and get it right the next time, you have to consciously choose to ignore issues and move on in favor of pushing out another cheap box office hit for people tether to the sinking ship of a series.
So while it’s great to have a filmmaker or actor appeal to please the fans, remember that if they’re making films for people not critics they’re usually trying to appeal to fans who don’t pay attention to direction, acting, script, special effects and so on. Don’t be that fan.

The anal apple

The anal apple

y-ukki:

                             NINTENDO 3DS XL PIKACHU                                       SPECIAL EDITION                                            GIVEAWAY!you want to play pokèmon x/y but have no nintendo 3ds? well you’re lucky !
i just want to do another give-away because my last one was going so welll ! so i’m going to give away one of my nintendo 3ds xl. i have two nintendo 3ds xl because my other one was a premium offer from my dad’s work.
Rules♥ mbf y-ukki (i will check)♥ only reblogs count (but you may like the post to save it!)♥ reblog as many times as you want♥ must have your ask box open so we can alert winners♥ must be willing to give me your address.♥if you are underaged you will need a permission of your parents.♥ the winner will be choosen randomly by random.org♥ no giveaway blogs !♥ That’s about it. Ends december, 1st :3

y-ukki:

                             NINTENDO 3DS XL PIKACHU 
                                      SPECIAL EDITION
                                       
   GIVEAWAY!

you want to play pokèmon x/y but have no nintendo 3ds? well you’re lucky !

i just want to do another give-away because my last one was going so welll ! so i’m going to give away one of my nintendo 3ds xl. i have two nintendo 3ds xl because my other one was a premium offer from my dad’s work.

Rules
♥ mbf y-ukki (i will check)
♥ only reblogs count (but you may like the post to save it!)
♥ reblog as many times as you want
♥ must have your ask box open so we can alert winners
♥ must be willing to give me your address.
♥if you are underaged you will need a permission of your parents.
♥ the winner will be choosen randomly by random.org
♥ no giveaway blogs !
♥ That’s about it. Ends december, 1st :3

yogaboi:

a-little-spook-named-james:

RIP Marcia Wallace (November 1, 1942 - October 25, 2013)

"I was tremendously saddened to learn this morning of the passing of the brilliant and gracious Marcia Wallace. She was beloved by all at The Simpsons, and we intend to retire her irreplacable character." - Al Jean (showrunner of The Simpsons)

RIP Mrs K.

RIP

Another shot of @stanridgecycles . Getting it dialed in and loving. Not everyone’s build but it suits me in so many ways that no other bike has. Enjoying getting shots of it now before it’s first Oregon winter of commuting. #cyclocross #bicycle #stanridgespeed #stanridgecycles #sellaitalia #thomson #paulcomponents #retroshift #madeintheusa #commuter #chrisking #pdx

Another shot of @stanridgecycles . Getting it dialed in and loving. Not everyone’s build but it suits me in so many ways that no other bike has. Enjoying getting shots of it now before it’s first Oregon winter of commuting. #cyclocross #bicycle #stanridgespeed #stanridgecycles #sellaitalia #thomson #paulcomponents #retroshift #madeintheusa #commuter #chrisking #pdx

Now lets see what my kids think of their old man now! #cryingontheinside

Now lets see what my kids think of their old man now! #cryingontheinside

art-school-dr0pout:

My life is a fucking joke.

And I don’t get it.